Granny Skunk Adventures: An Adult Coloring and Activity Book

Once upon a time, there was a granny who liked to grow weed. Her weed was organic and strong. Skunks from all over came to smell her plants and gaze upon her crops. Her crops grew so green and full of sticky nugs that she knew she was truly in touch with her destiny. She brought so much joy to other skunks that they started calling her Granny Skunk. They told her that she had found her calling. Granny knew she had to share this gift with all of her skunk buds, so she bought an island and devoted all of herself to keeping her dream alive. Each day that went by, she found that her plants were smellier, and grew more green and fat with bud. Her life was full of these wonderful and fragrant feelings. They over powered all fear and sadness, and all she could feel was the greatest sense of well being. The harder she worked, the more goodness she got in return. Granny had found her calling and in sharing this with other skunks, she has kept this dream alive and well. As time went by, more skunks flocked to the island to live this life of bliss. The farm grew so big that Granny's family decided to call the small island Soul Bucks Farm. Soul Bucks for the spiritual gains of growing God's flower. Granny's family included Lief, Farmin' Miranda, Figarro, Parsnip, Alice, Mary Poppies, Fennel, Freeda and Buzz, each devoting their small lives to the greater good. Each family member fell into his or her own farm routine. They loved their jobs and felt each day was a new beginning. 'Peace, Love and Miracles' was the farm family motto. Granny would tell them "The Past is now, so I'm movin' on!" Everyone always followed. So if you find yourself wishing you could come along, find a nice smelly spot under a cool tree and enjoy your new family. Welcome to Soul Bucks Farm.