Motorcycle Road Trips (Vol. 5) Motorcycle Humor - Are You A Real Motorcyclist? (SWE)

What is a "real" motorcyclist? It's a rider who spends days, weekends, and weeks on the road or on the trail figuring it all out for himself by himself. Dealing with the unexpected and having a sense of humor while doing it will keep you young at heart and yearning to ride. The set backs, the accomplishments, and the dangers inherent to motorcycling will have you finding out what you're made of in a hurry so no matter what happens, keep smiling . Spending weeks on the road or days on the trail can be surprisingly isolating, but I’ve managed to make hundreds of new friends along the way. If you can't get out there and make a few new friends of your own, this short read can give you a few laughs in between your adventures. CONTENTS: You Might Be A Real Road Rider (Part Un) If ... You Might Be A Real Road Rider (Part Deux) If ... You Might Be A Real Dual Sport Rider (Part Un) If ... You Might Be A Real Dual Sport Rider (Part Deux) If... You Might Be A Real Dual Sport Rider (Part Trois) If... You Might Be A Real Dual Sport Rider (Part Cuatre) If ... You Might Be A Real Old Dirt Biker (Part Un) If ... Words - 8,694 This version of Backroad Bob’s Motorcycle Humor is one part of the 17-part CD series Backroad Bob's Motorcycle Adventures that includes the following titles. The CDs and the ebook versions both contain the same articles, but the ebook versions are text-only, the Turbo Chronicles ebook version excludes the dyno and ET charts, and the Dual Sporting ebook versions exclude the roll charts, GPS maps, and GPS coordinates. The full color, photo-filled versions, the photo CDs, and the full-content Dual Sporting CDs are available only from the Backroad Bob's Motorcycle Adventures website. Backroad Bob's Motorcycle Adventures CDs : Dual porting PA (with Rollcharts) Dual Sporting PA (with GPS Roll Charts) Dual Sporting Beyond PA (with Rollcharts) Dual Sporting Beyond PA (with GPS Roll Charts) Dual Sport Photos Dual Sporters and Thumper Humpers Motorcycle Humor Motorcycle People People, Places, & Things Road Trips Road Trip Photos Roads & Roadhouses The Turbo Chronicles Wastegates GPs & MotoGPs, England & Ireland, and the Isle of Man GP Photos IOM Photos About the Author: Qualifications - Twenty years as a published motorsports author. Thirty-seven years and over 250,000 miles as a licensed motorcycle operator. Thirty-five years and 185,000 accident-free road miles. Seventeen years and 43,000 miles dual sport riding. Forty years off-pavement riding. Completion of Motorcycle Safety Foundation Beginner and Advanced Rider Courses and Keith Code's Superbike School. A.A.S. - Mechanical Engineering with over 25 years professional mechanical experience. Road Riding - Thirty-seven of 48 contiguous states with extensive knowledge of the Mid-Atlantic, New England, and Southeastern states. Five Canadian provinces, Isle of Man, Scotland, England, Wales, Ireland, Spain and Portugal. Dual Sport Riding - Mid-Atlantic States, Massachusetts, Vermont, and Tennessee. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Monongahela, Wayne and Allegheny National Forests. Ten Pennsylvania State Forests. Enduro Riding - ten years of East Coast Enduro Association competition. Leadership Positions: President (1995-2011) - Turbo Motorcycle International Owners Association (TMIOA), North Eastern Region Director (2000-2009), and Pennsylvania State Director (1994-2009) - Honda Sport Touring Association (HSTA). Rally Dual Sport Route Coordinator - Honda Sport Touring Association Rendevous.