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P.C. Anders, February 2013
Accidental sex in the massage parlors of New York, Russians administering Tantric Massage in the heart of Wall Street, why some masseuses regard penises as a blessing, and others as a headache, the care and protection of balls, and why anatomical innocence can be a most delightful thing--this one-of-a-kind massage book partly organized as meditations tells all, with wit and non-p.c. honesty.
Three of the funniest and sexiest chapters in this eclectic, sexy, and honest book about massage and sex, and why we should not be surprised or shocked at how interconnected they are, are "The Guantanamoing of Penises and Nipples," "The Zen of Balls and Masculine Maintenance," and "In Praise of Pretended Anatomical Ignorance."
After many years of denying it, the author concludes: massage may sometimes lead to sex. Because the body wants what it wants, and when we are touched in places where even our spouses don’t touch us, anything is possible: even the purest human being may leave a massage parlor having just had the most mind-blowing sex ever.
This is a one of a kind book that uses humor and literary language, occasionally mixed with colloquial terms for parts of the body, to probe a fascinating subject, including the explosive growth of massage and its significance as an instrument of world peace.
A companion book, "The Uncensored Massage: Thailand, Indonesia, China, Vietnam" is confined to Asia, while this book describes American massage and general massage and sex issues. A Random Consumer guide for Men is also included in this edition, and is the only chapter that is shared in common by the two books.
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